Given how rarely I open any Office documents, it seems like the Microsoft Office suite is a tool primarily designed to install updates to itself. […]
Category: Status Updates
FFS, the DHL guy didn’t ring or not loud enough, so the letter I’ve stayed home to receive didn’t arrive and I have to stay home tomorrow again. […]
Writing reviews, I like coming up with good rejection comments. I haven’t found the paper to use this one for yet, but I know it is out there… “I’m not saying the authors should be taken out back and shot, I’m just saying slap a star of David and a funny hat on them and […]
Some guy wanted me to sign a petition against Shell for something-or-another. He stopped when I told him I was a stockholder of the company. […]
I’m a mean,̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶n̶ reviewing machine. […]
Pop-Week Day 1: Backstreet Boys
If you are a regular reader (or a stalker), you may remember my glorious 12 Days of Britmas from a couple years ago. After my glorious duckface for VD, I thought up something similar. Inspired by the true rainbow week, I decided to wear a B-shirt with a different pop icon every day of this […]