Thank Britney for delays of public transport – only thanks to a 2 minute delay did I get the last direct train home. […]
Category: Status Updates
I’m like a female MacGyver. I just built a Britney Spears traveler’s bag from nothing but needle, thread and a broken Britney Spears traveler’s bag. […]
I can highly recommend eating Strepsils just before brushing your teeth – the foam turns pink ^_^ […]
Now the military guys are taking about which hat is prettier. Manly. […]
Oh we’re in Дания, where “dude in military uniform” means “kid about to get drunk” and not “yes this automatic gunamajig is loaded and 5 of my friends have loaded rifles pointed at you from locations you cannot see”. Like, literally, they just drew straws about who had to go get beers after seeing mine. […]
I’m officially old. The bus driver apologized were arriving late (I told her which train I needed to catch) by: “all the young people are going into town.” […]