It’s a scientific fact that if you prefix any made-up bullshit by “scient-” it will sound plausible to gullible idiots. Case in point, Scientology and this status update. […]
Month: June 2013
Booze: check; Clothes: meh; toothbrush, deodorant, tooth paste: I’ll get that at the airport. As the old saying goes: time for a beer. […]
As I’m packing, I only hope I can fit in all my shoes. And by shoes, I mean bottles of booze. […]
For this next feature, we’d like to welcome… Michael! With his monster hit, “Porter.” Thank you, thank you! ♫ There only two kinds of beer in the world, The ones that I can drink, and the alcohol free, Well baby, I’m a let’s-get-a-round kind of guy, Don’t like the dry heat, gotta quench thirst. ♫ […]
Enjoying the last day where personal hygiene is more than a pipe dream to return to Denmark for an unspecified amount of time (8 days a week). Denmark, the land where beer flows in the streets, where the scent of sweet tobacco emits from every second residence, where hobos steal our drinking vessels, where noisy […]
I may have gotten RUA thumbs. My thumbs hurt from playing too much… […]