Theorem 1: Pork is a vegetable. Proof: Pigs are cannibals. Using Thm. 1 and transitivity of being a vegetarian we obtain the desired. Corollary 1: I had a vegetarian dinner tonight. Proof: Trivial. […]
Month: August 2013
The mind is strong but the flesh is weak. Said everybody else, so I’m off for another drink in town. […]
I’m sure everybody will appreciate this
I’m sure everybody from Denmark will appreciate this ad from Stigros. […]
I’m as awake as a dead hamster. […]
Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of…
“My imaginary friend can beat up your imaginary friend.” elizards: “ paranoidrobot: “ ” ” http://trilliansthoughts.tumblr.com/post/56379573415/two-churches-located-across-the-street-from-each-other […]
I’m as awake as a dead hamster. […]