Just used my laptop for one of thems “computer games” for the first time. Now I feel so dirty, I need to go grab a couple pints to wash off the nerd stink. […]
Category: Status Updates
Being a journalist must be the easiest thing in the world. Now, we’re well into the “burglaries during Britmas” period, going strong for the “top 10 of 20xx” stories, just to get to the “number of eye injuries” era. Then follows “how to lose weight” until some African country starts another war. […]
A Michael Moore flick is much like a Dan Brown novel: a poor narrative of made-up bollocks that people erroneously mistake for reality. […]
I put the spirit in britmas spirit. I put the beer in britmas beer. I put the shots in santas little helper. Wait, that last one doesn’t really work… […]
Cooking protip: if you’re doubling a recipe calling for half a bottle of wine, you can’t just use one bottle of wine; you have to use two half bottles, leaving you with two half bottles. If you are doubling a recipe calling for no wine, use two half bottles (not the ones from before). […]
Decided to try something new, and so I washed the floor in the hallway. Found a discount coupon for Dominos. With a calendar on the back. A 2010 calendar to be more specific. I moved in in 2011. […]