How I imagine board meetings at logistics companies: A: It would be so much easier and would save us money if people were home when we come to deliver stuff. If we deliver past 5 or on Saturdays, we don’t have to go more than once… B: Would that in any way be more convenient […]
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A̶p̶p̶a̶r̶e̶n̶t̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶p̶h̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶d̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶1̶0̶ ̶h̶o̶u̶r̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶i̶l̶e̶t̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶e̶l̶f̶-̶f̶u̶l̶f̶i̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶p̶h̶e̶c̶y̶.̶ ̶ ̶E̶h̶m̶,̶ ̶I̶ ̶m̶e̶a̶n̶.̶.̶.̶ Amazing hipster sale! Always wanted to own an iPhone but feel getting a real one is too commercial? Act now to get a fully non-functional iPhone! Place it next to your bad poetry at Starbucks or […]
Somehow organizing the Petri nets conference in Tunisia halved the number of submissions, which for the first time on more than a decade caused the deadline to be extended. […]
So, apparently I tried to flush my phone last night and left it for dead till now. This means it’ll be resting on a heater until further notice and then I’ll evaluate whether it’ll ever be a phone again. In the meantime, go nuts trying to contact me on my Dutch number – just don’t […]
Word of mouth is fun. Wear a kilt a measly dozen or two times, and immediately the word goes around that I’m weird and wearing shorts because I’m Scottish. […]
Gratis bier. Gratis bitterballen. Backstreet Boys. I declare this nieuwjaarsborrel a success! 🙂 […]