Public transport is literally worse than a sexist pedophile Hitler! Fuck busses and their sporadic patterns that are at best not at all related to any sort of planning or pattern! Brief list of things that are better than busses: anthrax, napalm, hunger, socialism, genocide, misogynism, murder, cluster bombs, asphyxiation, and literally anything else that […]
Month: July 2014
Patent pending: I just solved the computer security problem – no password required. I just configured all my programs to display their user interfaces in French. Confuses the shit out of everybody. Of course, the way I reconfigured my keyboard and mouse also helps. […]
This is not the kind of training I wanted when going to work. It’s the opposite of what I wanted. […]
I declare today international day of misery. Not only do I have to peruse public transport like some smelly hobo or student, I also have to do clothes shopping. The greedy children of the country of Africa got nothing on me when it comes to wretchedness. […]
Racing stripes?
That’s either racing stripes or I might as well get new tires as well when getting a new gear cable… […]