Forget about minor annoyances like ALS, ISIS, Путин, ebola, poverty and whatnot. If Iceland erupts another dumb volcano, canceling another flight for me forcing me on another 16-hour train-ride through Europa, I say we nuke the island from orbit, flush all evidence down a fiery furnace in a huge burst of irony, all agree it was really just a hurricane or whatever, and get on with our lives.

Say no to volcanos! #NoToVolcanos #NukeIceland #AWizardDidIt