Today I had the weirdest experience. I was ordering dinner, a vegetarian burger, and the waiter just nods, walks off, and after a modicum of screw-ups brings the food. No questions whether I’m completely bonkers, screams of disbelief, exorcism attempts with or without spraying of holy water (water with holes in it), throaty chanting to the sky, or just a polite “hah, yeah, but what do you actually want to eat,” no nothing.