Sometimes crowd funding makes me want to take humanity out back and end its miserable life… This gets funded but my invasion of Africa gets suspended? […]
Category: Status Updates
Most plans seem to have been redirected to “Vertraagd,” a beautiful dorp in the vicinity of B̶e̶t̶e̶l̶g̶e̶u̶s̶e̶ Storing. […]
Just saved over €50 on deodorants. I’m conflicted about how that makes me feel. […]
I guess everybody knows the concept of “paying it forward,” doing something nice expecting nothing but that the recipient be nice to somebody else, hence starting a chain of good deeds. Naturally, the Internet quickly came up with the concept of “paying it backwards,” which according to the linguistic authorities at Urban Dictionary is the […]
Apparently, the train is going via the larger Dutch city “Storing” today. Again today. […]
Have to leave for the plane tomorrow at 9. Still haven’t packed. I think the only sensible course of action is to find myself an all-night party. […]