Does anybody have the phone number for NATO? I think we have a crazy crisis on hand here! No silly slavic shenanigans, no ephemeral arabic antics, but real pressing problems. My work laptop doesn’t fit in my bag; since the bag has Britney Spears on it (and the laptop no Apple Inc. logo), I’m sure […]

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I am Daenerys Targaryen!Which Game of Thrones Character Are You?

I’m apparently some blonde chick whose name I shan’t even try to pronounce. I have no idea what that means, having not read what seems to be a horribly boring book about an uncomfortable chair, but now I know. http://ift.tt/1DTu854 […]

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It’s like there’s a party in my stomach and everybody’s puking. Apparently, eating white bread yesterday and a salad with pulled pork today (even leaving most of the meat) was being too adventurous with a stomach that’s been fed almost nothing but vegetables, chocolate and tea for 6 months. […]

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I’ve become almost entirely assimilated into the Borg collective that is the private sector: today, I was contemplating for a full 5 minutes whether shorts or chinos would be more appropriate for going for dinner. I decided to compromise by slapping on a kilt. #CorporateLife […]

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