If I ever find myself in the unfortunate condition of having kids (I know it is mostly curable these days, but apparently abortion is frowned upon after the 24th trimester in the Netherlands), I’d name them Britney and Christina and see how long it takes before they figure out which one is the favorite. If […]

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Does anybody have the phone number for NATO? I think we have a crazy crisis on hand here! No silly slavic shenanigans, no ephemeral arabic antics, but real pressing problems. My work laptop doesn’t fit in my bag; since the bag has Britney Spears on it (and the laptop no Apple Inc. logo), I’m sure […]

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I am Daenerys Targaryen!Which Game of Thrones Character Are You?

I’m apparently some blonde chick whose name I shan’t even try to pronounce. I have no idea what that means, having not read what seems to be a horribly boring book about an uncomfortable chair, but now I know. http://ift.tt/1DTu854 […]

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It’s like there’s a party in my stomach and everybody’s puking. Apparently, eating white bread yesterday and a salad with pulled pork today (even leaving most of the meat) was being too adventurous with a stomach that’s been fed almost nothing but vegetables, chocolate and tea for 6 months. […]

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I’ve become almost entirely assimilated into the Borg collective that is the private sector: today, I was contemplating for a full 5 minutes whether shorts or chinos would be more appropriate for going for dinner. I decided to compromise by slapping on a kilt. #CorporateLife […]

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