Life is rough. Spent more than an hour looking for a place to have dinner, and finally settled on a place serving four of my French favorites: foie gras, escargots, salade d’Auvergne, and confit de canard. For somebody rarely eating meat anymore, that’s hard on the stomach, so even leaving the duck and snails for […]
Month: May 2015
Another great place to stand in line
Another great place to stand in line. A bunch of giant drawings of people that make duck-face selfies look like pictures of real people in comparison. […]
Papemache dudes (m/f)
A bunch of papemache dudes (m/f). The French are super distrusting and placed a ton of guards with a very strict “no real-life Photoshoping the (f)art to look like Charlie Chaplin” policy. […]
Like the Delirium Café
This bar is pretty much exactly like the Delirium Café in Brussels, except instead on a thousand different beers, they got a thousand different statues. And some jerk blocked off all the lounge areas. 3 out of 5; service is slow – still waiting for a drink. […]
Botanical garden
The Paris botanical garden not only has an entire row dedicated to weeds, but to passive aggressive weeds, the “fuck you” plants: thistles. An entire row of different thistles. […]