Having listened to Danish politicians trying to restate their particular brand of horrible for the past two weeks in celebration of today’s election, I propose we in the future use the terms “failed abortions” and “happy coincidence” to refer to children and politicians dead in traffic accidents respectively. […]
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The Germans should really come up with a final solution to the Greece problem. An Endlösung if you will. I’m sure Газпром can help somehow. Now I am become debt, the destroyer of worlds. […]
Are Dell laptops too big?
I spent some valuable time this evening researching one of life’s questions: are Dell laptops too big? The answer is yes. Yes they are. I picked 5 random bags I had lying around and tried stuffing my work laptop into them. It fit in roughly 0% of them. Sure, I cherry-picked the bags a bit […]
There’s two kinds of people in the world: those that don’t understand statistics and draw the wrong conclusions themselves, those that don’t understand statistics and unknowingly misrepresent it to others, and those that understand statistics and misrepresent it to others for personal gain. The last group is statistically insignificant. Statistics do not lie, but people […]
The perfect start to a bike ride: me commenting that there sure is a lot of glass shards on the road after last night, followed by me kicking out a glass shard wedged into my tyre, and finally me noticing that steering was visibly impaired by the newly manifested lack of air in my tyre. […]
For whom the bell tolls? It’s not like it’s Sunday or anything… Did churches just manage a way to be even more annoying? […]