Tomorrow is the anniversary of the deadliest school massacre in US history. For two internat points, can you guess how many years we’ll be “celebrating”? […]
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It’s the Teaocaust. Teagate. Teatanic. We’re out of green tea, and I’m not sure if I’m in violation of some sort of anti-terror laws or you are even allowed to drink peppermint tea despite owning less than 10 cats. […]
Made myself a new wallpaper. Works great in an office environment. […]
In a push to reduce latent sexism, Scotsmen shall henceforth be referred to as just Scots. Similarly, Germans are from now on Germs. […]
I have this app, Cardiogram, which is trying to trick me into better habits like “daily bike ride” or “no coffee after 2pm.” Here’s my Kickstarter pitch: the same, but with realistic goals for real people, like “daily 30 minutes away from the telly,” “no cocaine after 11pm” or “no liquor stronger than whisky before […]
Know how some shows are so bad, they 180 and are actually good? SClub7 in Miami is like that, except it goes full circle. Tied for most cringe-worthy scenes: the time travel episode where a bunch of 90s kids comment on how bad 70s clothing is, and the episode with a lawsuit settled by spontaneous […]