I wonder what went thru my head when I bought brown pants. I’m guessing something along the lines of: “I’ll just trow on an orange shirt and look like a reject first-year project titled ‘a shitty rug for my feral dog’ by a failing student of the Moscow Design Institute in the YOOL 1970.” Brown. […]

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Somehow, I seem to always run out of bread roughly on the same day I’m baking. Environmental sceptic: Baking bread must cause running out of bread. It’s the only possible explanation. Environmentalist: Better stop eating or baking anything ever again. Baking or eating makes you literally Hitler. […]

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