On a scale from 1 to asshole, how constructive would it be to helpfully offer to “set up a script to check and remind you daily until the issue has been resolved”? Like a generous 7? […]
Category: Status Updates
Bloomberg on Twitter
Joseph fricking Stiglitz calls Bitcoin Buttcoin (0:52) 😂😂😂 https://twitter.com/business/status/955751066695446530 […]
Bitcoin uses “proof of work” to authenticate transactions, and Ethereum is considering moving to “proof of stake.” Being a crypto-guru, I hereby present two more ways to synergize with your blockchain in the cloud: – proof of Works: all transactions are set in 12pt Arial using Microsoft Works. Preferably also WordArt somehow – proof of […]
BRITNEY SPEARS ANNOUNCES 2018 SUMMER TOUR
http://www.britneyspears.com/news/296055 […]
Riddle me this, people who understand physiology. My watch tells me I burn more calories when I work out in the evening compared to when I work out in the morning. Makes sense – I pop a beta blocker in the morning, which prevents my pulse from really exceeding 140 regardless of how hard I […]
Just made a dentist appointment. That doesn’t seem like an event worthy of posting on my carefully curated Facebook wall, but will be pretty close to 8 years since my last such appointment. For somebody with absolutely no fear of dentists, I do see them remarkably seldom. […]