Working in sales means not using bullshit bingo as a cautionary joke, but rather as training material. /just suggested using the words “synergy,” “enable,” and “continously monitor and improve.” […]

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Let me paint you a picture. With words. It’s like a book, but I’m trying to sex it up. I’m at a meeting; we’re on the last bit so we’re doing a round to check if anybody has any comments. I take out […]

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Urban Dictionary: leeb

(Abbreviated) real discussion I had with a customer: Me: Sure, if think that “functionally correct” beats cool version number, I can install this fix. Customer: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=leeb I learned something, and am now ok with going live with this new more ‘leet than ‘let […]

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Sometimes you discover strange things about yourself. I, for example, discovered I might have a thing for late 90s German Eurodance. I was looking up an artist (let’s be honest, she’s probably closer to an “artist”) and discovered that not only did she […]

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