So, apparently I tried to flush my phone last night and left it for dead till now.

This means it’ll be resting on a heater until further notice and then I’ll evaluate whether it’ll ever be a phone again. In the meantime, go nuts trying to contact me on my Dutch number – just don’t expect me to respond.

Feel free to text me on my Danish or Russian number, though I’ll probably not respond since T9 is a skill I’ve long forgotten.