IT Certifications are pretty much exactly like Pokemons. A toy for children, you just blindly get them with little more resolve than you “gotta catch’em all,” and the coolest one is called Pikachu. Also, Digimon are way cooler than IT certifications¹⁾.

In related news, I’m now a certified WSO2 developer, so there’s that.

1) I actually don’t know anything about Digimon except that the intro song repeatedly says that “Digimon are the Champions,” and why would the intro tune to a kids’ show exaggerate or lie? Also, Queen sings “We are the Champions,” so I guess that means that Queen are Digimons.