Right now, I’m wondering who those two lovely young ladies talking to me yesterday were. They obviously knew me, but I only have a vague memory of seeing them… […]
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Dear Apple, Please make a foldable 34″ screen that fits in your (really my) pocket. Also, it should run on good wishes and a slight draft from the bathroom. […]
Heh. It’s very ironic, I’m using the word ironic incorrectly in this setence. […]
Fuck it! This office doesn’t serve beer. I know one that does. And that’s where I’m heading. Feel free to drop by for a meeting. […]
Stroke of genius: adding “Ninja-like stealth” to my LinkedIn profile and claim that’s why nobody sees me Friday mornings. […]
I may not be using LinkedIn the same way others do. For example, Britney Trivia is among my top-10 endorsed skills. […]