Airport security in Москва vs Amsterdam: it takes shorter time to plug the finger up your ass, but(t) they keep it there for five times as long. […]
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I wonder how long it will take me to get used to my phone playing @justinbieber when anybody is calling instead of @britneyspears as usual? […]
I had planned to do a dry run of the exam and maybe write some BETA code on the plane. I’ve just slammed 3 beers in 30 minutes. That’s gonna be a GREAT idea! […]
I think I just ordered another Corona. My scheme of always replying Да when asked anything in Russian finally pays off. Then again,it is a Corona.… […]
Done packing with an hour to spare… I hope they sell beer in the lobby… […]
I would be a great homo: I sure packed that shit like a pro. #TastefulJokes #Sorry […]