Proposal: let’s pave over then entire Western half of the country. That way, the train won’t have to go thru tunnels and interrupt my music. […]
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Grown-up problems: tomorrow, I have a meeting at a customer at 10. Do I show up 15 minutes late or show up in time and let them know I just need 5 minutes to buy tickets to Backstreet Boys before we can start? […]
Proposal: for the next version of unicode, we need an air quotes emoticon. […]
Business plan: acquire a stack of old floppies and sell them individually for €59 on Kickstarter/Etsy as “artisinal giant novelty save icons.” […]
According to my watch, I’ve now spent 250 hours on my spinning bike. That’s 500 Big Macs straight into the air. […]
Cold is really a dumb name for a disease; ambiguous too. I’ve come up with a better name: I can’t believe it’s not SARS. […]