How is it that every time, shortly after I receive the Britney Store newsletter, a scary charge appears on my AmEx? […]
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Britney Spears – …Baby One More Time 20th Anniversary
Feel free to feel old. In just one year, BOMT can legally buy booze in the US. https://youtu.be/fakJNYnGAg4 […]
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I think they missed the train when naming the Alien franchise. They started off well with “Alien” and “Aliens,” but should have continued with “Alien’s” and ended with “Aliens: the genitive” just to fuck with grammer nazis. […]
Homeopathic Ebola
I think if we only focus on how absolutely murderously insane it is to seriously suggest hunting down somebody dying from Ebola to scrape off a jar full of infected gunk and mixing it in water to make your very own Ebola-shake to sip like an Englishman would tea, we are at risk of missing […]
I found a unicorn! I had a phone meeting with 6 people from 5 companies; everybody called in on time and were sufficiently prepared that we got everything done in 10 minutes. […]
This morning I was contemplating whether Paul Erdős or Kevin Bacon have a finite Erdős–Bacon number. I decided probably not. I know the lowest current Erdős–Bacon is 4, but I guess the theoretically possible lowest today is 2. […]