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If a misanthrope is somebody who dislikes humankind, is a miss world somebody who hates the entire world? […]
It is nice, after spending roughly 24 hours on your bike during the past 4 days, to be told by the guy at the bike shop that you *really* needed a service check, and they have replaced the brakes + chain. […]
Not gonna lie, getting back on the ol’ spinning bike took a lot more convincing today. […]
Dim brain: dentist appointment Bright brain: dentist appointment at 8.30 on a Friday during your vacation Galaxy brain: having the appointment cancelled 15 minutes before, so now you skipped Kulminator to get home and up early for no reason at all […]
Much can be said about Pitbull, I’m sure. But only two things matter: 1) his name is an anagram of putbill, and 2) the dude sports a very fetch hairdo. […]