I just bought an apple tree online. I spent exactly one Google search worth of research to figure out what that entails, so now I hope to get freshly grown iPods come fall. […]
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I was just sent a questionnaire about sorting garbage. I already think that people collecting sorting stamps or coins are nerds, and wonder how much of a nerd you’d have to be to do that to your garbage as well. I don’t think it has ever worked for anybody to use the pick-up line “hey, […]
Imagine Donald Trump throwing his pants out of the window from the top of Trump Tower. Now imagine him wearing those pants while doing it. […]
What do you call a mentally challenged vegan friend? A redundant oxymoron. […]
Cezar – It’s My Life (Romania) – LIVE – 2013 Semi-Final (2)
I hope that time manipulation somehow makes it possible for this one to win tonight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV3xp5ZXSYA […]
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While biking, I let Youtube play Tay-Tay’s back catalog. Before 1989, there was a disturbing amount of acoustic guitar – and not just in Crazier. At a time, I even saw Taylor playing banjo, which is weird because her parents don’t look like siblings and you can barely see her buck teeth. […]