I just looked it up, and see that the oath recited by King President Czar Putin includes the passage “I swear […] to respect and protect the rights and freedoms of man and citizen,” so no need to worry, guys, it’s almost certain he won’t invade or genocide anybody this time around! […]
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This might be my magnum opus: bringing a late 90s/early 00s joke into 2018: imagine a beowulf cluster of kubernetes containers. […]
Oooh, vanilla white tea. It’s like the tea version of Britney’s favorite scented candle. […]
We should all thank the Oscar academy for their strong show of support for rapists, they evict a pedophile, just 40 years after he admits to abusing a 13 years old. […]
Good! I have high hopes when Nokia bought them out, but Nokia made Withings bad. Hopefully, they can fix it again. https://www.engadget.com/amp/2018/05/02/nokia-selling-digital-health-back-to-withings/ […]
I just went to a golf course. I fully expected a bunch of 18-year-olds racing their GTis, but instead it was just a big area with grass. They should call them “lawns” instead. […]