Priority tickets are double edged swords. On the one hand they allow you to skip the line, but on the other hand they teach kids that some people are better than others. Like double edged swords, priority tickets are AWESOME! […]
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Water
Water. With ions. And sweat. Do they just throw in random words? […]
Which are your most used words in 2016?
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Fancy hotels are for chumps
Fancy hotels are for chumps. Coffin palaces (or whatever they call them) are the shit! […]
What’s the difference between dead babies and dead baby jokes? Dead baby jokes aren’t funny. […]
Achievement unlocked: I’ve been called weird by the Japanese. With my pre-existing “direct by the Dutch,” I just need a “rude by the French” achievement to have them all. […]