MySQL, why do you pretend you support views, when “CREATE VIEW” really means “fuck the optimizer – nested for loops FTW?” […]
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‘Rejoinders’ in de App Store
You probably need this in your life. https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/id1155853742 […]
Maybe this is what all those eco-freaks are always raving about? Don’t eat Fabergé eggs! […]
I’m, like, super-torn about the US election. On the one hand, it will annoy the living shit out of all SJWs if Trump wins, and on the other, it will annoy Trump just as much if he doesn’t… […]
Monday morning deployments. It’s been a while…. […]
Kitten Academy Live Stream
This is probably the most internet thing ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPv9yKC76hE […]