I’m sure that during these times, everybody is sitting almost glued to the screen, refreshing the same page, all to have the latest news of when @DisneyFrozen is available on @disneyplus later today. […]
This whole thing is a giant prisoner’s dilemma and everybody is mashing the “defect” button time and time again, while telling others to cooperate. […]
Rather, the problem is all the “good” people doing their duty and sharing all the misleading charts on Facebook, while just popping out for a quick drink with friends, because that won’t hurt anybody, or getting two packets of TP instead of one, because they’re not stockpiling. […]
My hot take of the day: nobody is breaking quarantine, nobody is stockpiling. Statistically speaking, super spreaders like patient 31 doesn’t exist, nor does jerk with 17000 bottles of sanitizer. […]
It seems children are a significant infection vector. I propose we cull anybody under the age of 16 just to be sure. […]
Once this whole thing blows over, I’ll have to relearn from scratch what pants even are. […]