With Facebook EMO edition, I’m gonna live-cast my feelings all night as I descend into drunkenness. I’m sure that’ll be a hoot for everybody. […]
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Hey, the new Facebook EMO feature is super useful! […]
Gotta get down…
Gotta get down… […]
Now, I’m like a single mother working 4 jobs. Except for the uterus and child infestation. […]
Dear Drunk Michael, Please don’t make appointments on my behalf – especially in the morning. KThxBai, Sober, sleepy Michael […]
I like how I’m smart while drunk – for example, tomorrow I just initiated a meeting about starting a company at shit’o’clock. […]