Just became a victim of attempted genocide at the train station. Some dude tried handing me free chewing gum! As if he doesn’t know, that’ll ruin my next beer. […]
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Just became a victim of attempted genocide at the train station. Some dude tried handing me free chewing gum! As if he doesn’t know, that’ll ruin my next beer. […]
First world problems: finding a clean t-shirt that does not feature Britney Spears. Or maybe that’s just me? I don’t think that it is. […]
Big project of t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶e̶e̶k̶e̶n̶d̶2013: do my laundry so wearing a kilt becomes a choice and not a necessity. […]
Unicorn!
Great service! I still get a text message whenever somebody tries to use my old, expired AmEx card. […]