Theory: When Facebook asks “How are you feeling?”, it is secretly hoping to catch you with a hangover and make you feel worse. Hey, the “intelligent design” people taught me, a theory doesn’t need and backing in reason or the real world, so this works! […]
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Science: It works, bitches! Mindless fumbling around, changing minus to plus, and adding +1 here and there: It’s easier, bitches! […]
“Fun” coding style: don’t just boring and sex-less “parent” in the composite design pattern. Mix it up with “father”, “mother” – why not throw in a “guardian” or something? […]
I’d forgotten the wonders of the CPN Tools source. There’s fairly general and not too horrid code for aligning things wrt. other things. This is not used when new things are created, though; instead a copy of the code in another file is used instead. Why? Because FUCK YOU! […]
Wee. My homepage is now in compliance with the EU cookie law. That felt extremely retarded. Great law though. Keeps people busy. […]
After Apple Inc. pulling Vine from the App Store as it could be used to look at scantily clad women, here’s a dirty little secret: You can also use Safari for that! Wonder when they remove that…? […]