It’s rare that The Onion is funny anymore, but this 2012 episode amused me until it started repeating the same joke again and again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjonGtrCyVE […]
Category: Status Updates
Think your English is good? Well, try out this impossible-to-pronounce tongue-twister: “no officer, I have not had too much to drink.” […]
Typical Americans to be so self-centered they think everything is about them. Trump going all “boo-boo, North Korea is building nukes to bombsplode us,” when it is quite obvious they are just responding to the impending release of the Samsung Note 8. […]
If Apple don’t name the new iPhone emergency mode “Fight” mode they are making a big mistake. It should have a shortcut very similar to the airplane mode, so the phone can prompt the user whether they want “fight or flight?” […]
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Maybe I should start wearing suits… (they don’t come in “Britney” – I checked) https://www.opposuits.com/suits/solid-colored-suits/mr-pink.html […]
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I shall no longer refer to repairing my computer as “fixing it,” rather it will be known as “temporarily unfucking it.” […]