Michael’s Grand Unified Theory of (nearly) Everything: Nicki Minaj is better as a featured artist than solo. […]
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Attic
When I redid my attic, I thought to myself: "I'll just leave the shelves bare and not put up anything with Britney. It will be amusing – I am sure a lot of people have rooms that aren't properly Britnified. It will be a thing." Turns out, the 70s Russia ambiance you get when you […]
Glittery iPhone cases recalled after reports of chemical burns
Terrible news! Luckily, I get my glittery things from AliExpress, so I know they are completely safe because they are colored with mercury and shielded in plutonium. https://www.engadget.com/amp/2017/08/02/iphone-glitter-cases-recalled-after-burns/ […]
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Based on my taste in music I’m fifteen! How old are you?
Science by internet click-bait is the best science. http://www.magiquiz.com/quiz/can-we-guess-your-age-based-on-your-taste-in-music/?fb-share-results=1 […]
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Life Accordion To Trump
This is rich https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S65jqrHQi_c […]
Read that euthanasia is becoming more and more available. That’s great! The step is then prescription for euthanasia and that I cam write them. […]