Machinist bedenkt oplossing bladerprobleem NS

This is fucking hilarious! You know how when there’s weather outside, the trains don’t ride? Well, in an attempt to cure cancer, NS discovered that I they remove leaves from the tracks, parts of the element of surprise from leaves falling in the fall can be avoided. Next: curing death and making Xtina sound good. […]

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New Jersey police: 6-year-old dies a day after being shot — by a 4-year-old

I think if I were ever to run (ok, let’s be realistic: take a taxi) for office in the US, my political platform, aside from the still beating hearts of near-extinct animals, would be guns for toddlers. A 6-year-old New Jersey boy has died after being shot in the head by a 4-year-old playmate, police […]

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