Chickens are hot. And I say that, not as a farmer who naturally tries to procreate with his entire livestock, but as someone who just burned his fingers trying to remove the meat from a recently boiled chicken. […]
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There’s a Spanish guy sitting at the table next to me. I already hate him. He has just told an intriguing story about how he’s working out. Not physically, of course, but his mind. Also, he’s completely ignoring any suggestion made by the girl sitting at the table, unless he’s interrupting her before she can […]
If life were a computer game, I’d be the high score, god would be bragging about to all his other imaginary friends over a cold one. […]
The internet: it’s like discussing people shutting their pants while drinking a pint. Literally. That’s what I am doing on the internet right now. […]
The recent RUA update has been out for a few days, but I already have a related injury. […]
Funny how my weekly Twitter update mails always include one of the Kardashians, some account with “pop” in the name and one or two accounts with “britney” in the name… […]