Michael’s bullshit Monday theory on positive attitudes: like for elementary particles, positive attitudes attract negative attitudes and vice versa, whereas positive deflects positive. Therefore, your best chance of surrounding yourself with positive people is to have a negative attitude. It sounds so sciency it MUST be true! […]
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It’s always great to go back to work on a Monday after a long vacation, and today it’s even raining! […]
I’m like a much cooler but significantly slower version of a person who unpacks immediately after arriving home – I have now unpacked the first suitcase after less than three weeks; only one to go! […]
I’m so ashamed of myself – after the BBQ, 3 beautiful girls suggest we go dancing. Alas, my stupid body decides that 5 days of partying is somehow “too much” and wants to go to bed. So, how is body-transplant technology progressing these days? […]
This is why we can’t have nice things
It may be difficult to read, but on the door is a sign saying “Toilet” (that’s Dutch for “Toilet”). I did not say it was funny, I just said I was hungover and it amused me. […]
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The sign says “Kantine – Trekken” (Dutch for “Canteen – Pull”). If you still don’t get it, you are totally not supposed to pull to open this door. That’s the joke. There, I ruined it for you. […]