I’m a shrubbery

I’m a Britney-damn-it shrubbery of metaphors! Business logic with a database (left) and replication (right). Gives a completely new meaning to the Knights who say Ni, donnit? But I digress -the important part here is my ability to explain complex concepts with simple analogies: Mind. Blown. Like a baby in Baghdad. Also, today I’m playing […]

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Flip it to Microsoft

Who told Microsoft this was the best place to hide the “flip object horizontally” tool in Microsoft Visio? Took me fucking 5 minutes to find. While the person responsible did well if the goal was to “annoy users,” they failed at the whole “anticipate what I want to do all the fricking time,” and I […]

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