…if you wanna crap on the floor…

Maybe it’s just me (it’s not – it is objectively funny), but it tickles my funny-bone that this sign in in one of the stalls but not in the other. I guess the take-away point is that if you wanna crap on the floor, use the neighboring toilet. […]

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I would be the young renegade locksmith…

If this afternoon was an American stereotypical movie that’s been done way too much, that would be the old, by-the-book, not user-serviceable lock with one week to retirement, and I would be the young renegade locksmith with a hammer of murdering and a heart of gold, who gets his lock EVERY FUCKING TIME! […]

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