I’ve got a solution for the Brexit: lock the entire parliament up with all MPs inside. Also, make sure there’s 30 hungry lions in there. Feed Corbyn and Farage to the lions to give them the idea (also, that’s just a good idea in general: feed Farage and Corbyn to lions). Only let the remaining […]
Tag: Status Updates
After months of research, I’ve come to two striking conclusions: 1) Windows is a piece of software designed primarily for delivering updates for Windows, and 2) LinkedIn is a social network designed primarily for inviting people to join LinkedIn. […]
I just got a pre-order code for Stevie Wonder. Don’t think I’ve ever seen him live. I’m sure the feeling is mutual. […]
This morning, I believed that the best (= most amusing) outcome of today’s voting in British parliament would be if having to actually agree to something, they ended up voting for May’s deal. Now, it seems like clown-car-in-a-suit, Boris Johnson thinks he has a shot at becoming the British PM. I want that. […]
The other day, I installed new smoke detectors. Now, I think I need to change their batteries. Apparently, new sensors are super sensitive to smoke, compared to the old 4-years-past-due ones, so they trigger every time I do anything in the kitchen, but I think I can fix that by putting in some flat batteries. […]
I think we can all thank Elon‘s Musk for killing off the internal combustion engine car and single-handedly, with the hand of his mind, creating the external combustion engine car. Go, chase those fire trucks and soft pedestrians, you crazy bastard. […]