The past 10 days my knee has hurt as much as an internet comment from anonymous stranger whenever I tried standing up or similar ultra-athletic expressions, so naturally I’ve been bracing myself whenever I had to do it, at times putting it off for hours. Now, it’s down to a numb “weird” feeling, but I’m […]
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Prediction: in two years from now, no media will be able to keep themselves from publishing an article with the headline “hindsight is 2020.” […]
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?
The only year-in-re(ar)view that matters. It’s not graphical. https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1831046610 […]
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Yesterday, it stopped hurting when lying down. This morning my shower didn’t look like a re-enactment of the scene from Psycho anymore, and I have high hopes that tomorrow I’ll be able to sit up for shorter periods of time without hurting. Really managed a good one this time. […]
You know it’s been a night when you wake up, not really able to walk, no idea of what happened after around 18, and with giant splashes of blood over most of the house. Either I murdered a prostitute or I took the road head first on my way home. […]
Three Kings
Now, that’s Britmas spirit https://www.oglaf.com/threekings/ […]