Business idea: a Jira plugin (later other task management packages) “make me look busy”: it adds a bunch of tasks with impressive-sounding names and assign them to random users, completes them at random times. […]
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Tomorrow, I’ll be visiting a technical university (at the department of mathematics and computer science, none less). As a student of the social sciences, I am not entirely sure how to fit in. Do I need to wear some nerd glasses? Do I get a PlayStation for taking notes? Is LARPing mandatory? Should I ask […]
Exam project submitted. It was surprisingly enjoyable to write this time around. […]
Social science assignments rock; they come with a word limit instead of a page limit so I don’t have to scale my figure to the point of unreadability. Now, my only concern is whether I should reduce my 1500 word limit to 500 words…? […]
Who else finds it annoying when completely different people in entirely separate countries look exactly the same? Why can’t people just look different to keep things simple? How about we just replace looks with a number between 0 and 9999999999. When we get to 10 billion, we just start off killing the least Britney ones […]
I have already been a strong proponent of more interesting collective nouns for nationalities, but I do not think we should stop there. We also need it for professions. We could have a corruption of politicians, a gangbang of prostitutes, a nepotism of businessmen, a vacation of public servants, an overcharging of consultants, a bad […]