Just got a list of the candidates for the election. They fall into two categories: candidates I couldn’t vote for and candidates I can’t vote for. […]
Tag: Status Updates
The concurrency theorist in me is so happy that I just saw a Dining philosophers problem in the real world. The realist in me is less thrilled that it caused a P1 on production. It’s still great to see babby’s first concurrency problem has real world relevance. To think that I’ve been making fun of […]
People spend 1000000000 hours/day watching YouTube. That’s ~1630 lives lost/day, or over twice the number expected lost due to global warming by 2050. […]
Someday, I’ll design a multi-tiered banking system written in PHP. I’ll call the backend Hitler and the frontend Stalin. That way, the backend guys can claim “Hitler did nothing wrong” and the frontend guys can say “Stalin did not kill millions.” Both will be terribly wrong because everything is wrong about PHP. […]
I’m Poppy – Official Lyric Video
Monday challenge: put this song on repeat. The winner is whoever lasts the longest without going crazy or switching to something else. In best doublespeak manner, the winner is the loser. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4vUxVwb_G8 […]
Why don’t we have empty or old moons? […]