Submitted for your consideration: In order to reduce racism, we shall henceforth refer to Indians/Native Americans (the casino Americans) as “American Americans” to bring them in line with “African Americans.” Furthermore, white Americans (the fat ones) will be called “European Americans.” This regardless of where they come from. And where they live now, so this […]
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I award myself a medallion for my yearly self-evaluation. I’m very pleased that joke works in both English and Danish. […]
The pen is mightier than the sword. Just as I started writing an essay about (a.o.) sociologist Zygmunt Bauman’s view on consumerism he kicks the bucket and goes to the liquid eternity. The judges are still out whether that makes me seduced or repressed, but I think it is obvious that I have magical powers. […]
Breaking: Yahoo is changing name. “To follow with the time, we are changing names to something more fitting,” says Yahoo’s new CEO Rip van Winkle who carries on the stick from recently sacked Marissa Mayer. Yahoo will be known as “Whyyyyyy Corps” and plans to spend the future reviving valuable brands like Geocities. Nobody cared […]
Ah new years. Time for the yearly shower and cleaning my tea cup. Not necessarily at the same time. So very, very posh and clean. […]
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Ah, the perils of being famous – can’t even browse the hipster Britney albums at Mediamarkt without running into the paparazzi 😉 (picture 66, hat-tip Henk) http://www.vkmag.com/magazine/gewoon_een_verzameling_hilarische_fotos_760 […]