I crack myself up. My closing line to the guy who hit me Wednesday: “Have a nice day and I hope that if I run into you again it will be more figuratively and under happier circumstances :-)” I hope the first sentence of this status message is every bit as figurative as well. […]
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Watch This Man’s Face When He Sees What He Would Look Like As A Tiny Little Man!
All this technology, and this is what we use it for… Also, if you don’t see the “twist” coming from afar, may I recommend some super-surprising Dan Brown novels with head-turning intrigue in them http://ift.tt/1G9fWYo […]
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I love how iOS 8 forwards calls! It’s super spiffy that I receive calls on my work phone on my regular phone (and iPads and Mac) as well. I still have to figure out exactly when it works – it seems they both need to be on WiFi or near each other or something… Now, […]
If nouns were more like adjectives, I’d make up superlatives for pain and all synonyns right now. […]
Life is full of difficult decisions. Is it worth the pain in my everywhere in general and legs in particular to go downstairs to make dinner? If I’d had anything more substantial than 2 cookies and 4 cups of tea today, the answer would be a definite no. […]
Signs I might have picked up too much of my Dutch “skills” from bars: my first intuition to a customer problem is “kut systeem.” Luckily, my second reaction is to rethink my first reaction before hitting send 😉 […]