Wrocław, the turnip capital of the world. […]
Tag: Status Updates
As I’m preparing (I still have no idea when my flight departs nor have I started packing) for leaving for the suburbs of Russia, aka Poland, I remember the old classic conversationalist masterpiece for connecting with the locals: after they introduce themselves, ask whether they are North Poles or South Poles. Hilarity will ensue and […]
Forget about minor annoyances like ALS, ISIS, Путин, ebola, poverty and whatnot. If Iceland erupts another dumb volcano, canceling another flight for me forcing me on another 16-hour train-ride through Europa, I say we nuke the island from orbit, flush all evidence down a fiery furnace in a huge burst of irony, all agree it […]
Y’all are gonna laugh about this: this iPhone screen lasted even shorter than the others; less than 8 hours from replacement till breakage. In my defense, it really wasn’t my fault – I think the new one was screwed on too tightly or something. […]
In a bout of extreme manliness, did I just run out of moisturizer. For those at home keeping track, this means that not only did I a) consider putting on moisturizer (fuck you, I just washed roughly 10 kg of corn starch off my skin and it was as dry as my humor), I also […]
Liquid Sunshine
The perfect weather for the Holi Festival in Eindhoven. Makes it easier for the mimes to pretend to be wet. http://ift.tt/1l2WMcF […]