I’m now at that awkward in-between position in my life, after where kids at my parties meant somebody brought a slightly younger friend, and before they are the “totally loves me and not my money” trophy girlfriends of your more suspicious “why are we still friends,” where instead right now the kids are bona fide […]
Tag: Status Updates
No matter how you phrase it, clothes shopping is never going to be my favorite thing :-& […]
Is it bad when the guy in the bike shop asks if you bike a lot? […]
Public transport is literally worse than a sexist pedophile Hitler! Fuck busses and their sporadic patterns that are at best not at all related to any sort of planning or pattern! Brief list of things that are better than busses: anthrax, napalm, hunger, socialism, genocide, misogynism, murder, cluster bombs, asphyxiation, and literally anything else that […]
Patent pending: I just solved the computer security problem – no password required. I just configured all my programs to display their user interfaces in French. Confuses the shit out of everybody. Of course, the way I reconfigured my keyboard and mouse also helps. […]
This is not the kind of training I wanted when going to work. It’s the opposite of what I wanted. […]