Won $300 by looking at blonde girls in skimpy outfits and betting on Britney; just got the official program as one of the first in the world; now concert and then the high roller Ferris wheel by night. […]
Tag: Status Updates
Teehee! My new hotel provides a free facial bar. Alas, that’s just a pretentious name for soap with Aloe Vera. And, truth be told, so did my old hotel, but only now did I manage to make that fact into a dirty joke. The sun has broken my brain. […]
Weather today: 38°C and “mostly cloudy.” I went back to my room for some sun screen and a shower, and needed something to drink. Alas, the dispenser was out if water (Pepsi, yuck!). Luckily, I had half a bottle of Californian Pinot Noir left from the restaurant the other night. Yes, that’s true – I […]
“Homeless and optimistic” vs “Need money for beer.” I know which beggar would have a chance with me, and it’s not the dude with a peace sign. […]
To order or not to order… That is the question. — Billy Shakespeare […]
When your concept of planning is “one day in advance should do,” things don’t always end as planned; case in point: I now have to switch hotels; as everybody knows packing and unpacking are my two favorite things, so that’s great. Also awesome to have to traverse the Strip every night just to get to […]