Today is May 2nd, which is twice as much as Labor Day. I shall therefore drink twice as much as a communist and work twice as little. That means a lot and very little, respectively. […]
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If I could rearrange the alphabeert, I’d put beer and I together. […]
According to popular music, girls just wanna have fun. Much in the same vein, I just wanne be off and go have a cold one. What am I even doing at work on a Friday? At 9? […]
Reason for getting next Friday (my last day at Civolution) off: “Let’s be honest – I’m probably going to go and get drunk Thursday, so getting up Friday is a sacred little place of Utopia that we won’t really see.” […]
Which of the following is more descriptive for your Pinterest experience: [ ] I post a lot of pictures (of food) and look at a lot of pictures (of food) and be have like ads [ ] I’m only there because there’s women in bikinis (I assume – it’s a picture board after all) [ […]
Cleaver people are never board. […]